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1.What’s that? Uh-huh… is that so? Hmmmm… I see… Well F*** you Mr. Bear! You speak lies….LIES!!!
2.Ok, what did you break? What’s your excuse? And how much will it cost me?
3.Cocaine is god’s way of saying your making too much money.
4.All peace and no war make Bush a dull boy.
5.Just when you think you’ve hit bottom, someone throws you a shovel.
6.After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done.
7.Fate is just what you call it when you don’t know the name of the person screwing you over.
8.If I’m not back in 5 minutes…wait longer.
9.Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
10.Life may have no meaning…or worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.
11.I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous- everyone hasn’t met me yet.
12.Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
13.I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.
14.Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
15.Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
16.I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
17.Everyone makes mistakes; the trick is making them when no one’s around.
18.Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
19.The most exiting word in science is not ‘eureka’ (I found it) but ‘that’s funny…’
20.I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.
21.War does not determine who is right, only who is left.
22.Always forgive you enemies, nothing annoys them more.
23.People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
24.Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.
25.Live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse behind.
26.Death is life's way of telling you - you're fired. Suicide is your way of telling life you quit.
27.You're not an alcoholic unless you go to the meetings.
28.I've given up trying to escape from reality; they always find me anyway.
29.If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
30.Next time you wave at me, use more than one finger, please!
31.Roses are red, violets are blue, and I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!
32.Join the army! Travel the world, Meet interesting people, and kill them.
33."Suicide Hotline...pleases hold."
34.After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone.'
35.Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired. Suicide is your was of telling life you quit.
36.I got stopped by a cop the other day. He said, "Why'd you run that stop sign?" I said, "Because I don't believe everything I read."
37.Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing an idiot. (if u don’t get that one, contact me and ill explain it)
38.Shove it, I stopped caring before you opened you mouth.
39.Why so we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?
40.A friend is someone who knows you’re not perfect, but treats you as if you were.
41.Never regret anything that made you smile.
42.Who do you go to when the only one who can stop your crying, is the one causing all the pain?
43.It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
44.No matter how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else there to take its place.
45.If all my friends jumped off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
46.Your life may seem perfect to everyone, but no one can see how you're dying inside.
47.I'd rather be disliked for who I am, than like for who I am not.
48.In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
49.Intelligence is not always knowing the answer, but always asking the question.
2.Ok, what did you break? What’s your excuse? And how much will it cost me?
3.Cocaine is god’s way of saying your making too much money.
4.All peace and no war make Bush a dull boy.
5.Just when you think you’ve hit bottom, someone throws you a shovel.
6.After all is said and done, a hell of a lot more is said than done.
7.Fate is just what you call it when you don’t know the name of the person screwing you over.
8.If I’m not back in 5 minutes…wait longer.
9.Always remember you are unique, just like everyone else.
10.Life may have no meaning…or worse, it may have a meaning of which I disapprove.
11.I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous- everyone hasn’t met me yet.
12.Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?
13.I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.
14.Everybody is somebody else’s weirdo.
15.Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
16.I don’t have an attitude problem, you have a perception problem.
17.Everyone makes mistakes; the trick is making them when no one’s around.
18.Do you have trouble making up your mind? Well, yes or no?
19.The most exiting word in science is not ‘eureka’ (I found it) but ‘that’s funny…’
20.I stayed up all night playing poker with tarot cards. I got a full house and 4 people died.
21.War does not determine who is right, only who is left.
22.Always forgive you enemies, nothing annoys them more.
23.People like you are the reason people like me need medication.
24.Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.
25.Live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse behind.
26.Death is life's way of telling you - you're fired. Suicide is your way of telling life you quit.
27.You're not an alcoholic unless you go to the meetings.
28.I've given up trying to escape from reality; they always find me anyway.
29.If you think there is good in everybody, you haven't met everybody.
30.Next time you wave at me, use more than one finger, please!
31.Roses are red, violets are blue, and I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!
32.Join the army! Travel the world, Meet interesting people, and kill them.
33."Suicide Hotline...pleases hold."
34.After a year in therapy, my psychiatrist said to me, 'Maybe life isn't for everyone.'
35.Death is life's way of telling you you've been fired. Suicide is your was of telling life you quit.
36.I got stopped by a cop the other day. He said, "Why'd you run that stop sign?" I said, "Because I don't believe everything I read."
37.Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing an idiot. (if u don’t get that one, contact me and ill explain it)
38.Shove it, I stopped caring before you opened you mouth.
39.Why so we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?
40.A friend is someone who knows you’re not perfect, but treats you as if you were.
41.Never regret anything that made you smile.
42.Who do you go to when the only one who can stop your crying, is the one causing all the pain?
43.It takes a minute to have a crush on someone, an hour to like someone and a day to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone.
44.No matter how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there had better be something else there to take its place.
45.If all my friends jumped off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
46.Your life may seem perfect to everyone, but no one can see how you're dying inside.
47.I'd rather be disliked for who I am, than like for who I am not.
48.In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
49.Intelligence is not always knowing the answer, but always asking the question.
Literature
Quotes
1: "Let the world know you as you are , not as you think you should be." - Fannie Brice
2: " First defense against evil ..... Open your damn eyes" - Reese, Forever Knights
3: " All we see or seem, Is but a dream within a dream." Edgar Allan Poe
4: " How typical of humans ... Your eyes are clouded so you can not see ...... Even though
the truth is always within you...." - Vampire Princess Miyu
5: " No one holds command over me.
No man, No god, No prince
What is a claim of age for ones who are imortal?
What is a claim of power for ones who defy death?
Call your damnable hunt.
We shall see who I drag screaming to hell with me." - Gun
Literature
Quotes
Quotes:
~You're twisted, depraved, and rotten to the core... I like that in a person.
~Reality is a nice place, but I wouldn't want to live there.
~Sarcasm keeps you from telling people what you really think of them.
~I truly believe that my mask of sanity is about to slip.
~People always say I have a heart of steel, But they are all wrong because the truth of the matter is I don't have a heart at all.
~It is hard to stumble when you're on your knees.
~It is easy to be flexible when one is spineless.
~What's more important? The notes or the pauses between them-anonymous
~If music be the food of love then play on and give me excess of
Literature
25 Quotes
1. Friends are like butt cheeks. Shit come between them, but they always stick together.
2. In the beginning, there as nothing, and it exploded.
3. In the beginning, God said, "You're all stupid, fucking idiots." And it was good.
4. When the going gets tough, the tough kick people hard and often.
5. Roses are red, violets are blue. I'm schizophrenic, and I am too.
6. I put the K-Y in kinky. Better than putting the kin in kinky, I suppose.
7. He's not a character. He's a real person that I made up.
8. Comedy's in my blood, which explains why people only laugh when I'm bleeding.
9. You might be a redneck if you're not a bluen
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Those are really good!!! Can I use some of them if I give you credit??!!!!